Mix equal parts of sci-fi geek, fashion hag and new age guru. Add LOTS OF 4-letter words, infinite imagination, artistic flair, hedonistic ideals, tyrannical ambition, off-beat humor and uncontrollable giggling. Stir in garden-variety psychological and personality dysfunctions. Season to taste with herbs and spice. Sprinkle a little idiot-savants here and there, and add a dash of random genius. Final Product: ME ☺